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Dog Puns:
Afghan Hound motto:
"Sure I can comb over"
Bassett Hound motto:
"I'm all ears"
Bloodhound motto:
"Don't forget to stop and smell the piles"
Blue Heeler motto:
"Veterinarian, heel thyself"
Border Collie motto:
"I herd you"
Boxer motto:
"My charm will knock you out"
Chihuahua motto:
"Great things come in small packages"
Chow Chow motto:
"One serving's enough"
Collie motto:
"Lassie faire!"
Dachshund motto:
"Just a long for the ride"
Dalmatian motto:
"See spot run"
French Bulldog motto:
"Je ne parle pas Ingles"
Great Dane motto:
"Take it in stride"
Greyhound motto:
"Feels like I’m running in circles"
Irish Wolfhound motto:
"Think big"
Labrador Retriever motto:
"I get it, I get it"
Golden Retriever motto:
"No worries, I'll get the next one"
Lhasa Apso motto:
"Lap it up"
Mastiff motto:
"I'll come and sit on you if you don't..."
Pharaoh Hound motto:
"Where's my mummy?"
Pit Bull Terrier motto:
"Get a grip"
Pointer motto:
"Hey, look at this"
Pug motto:
"Be nice or I'll smash your face"
Saint Bernard motto:
"Drinks are on me"
Siberian Husky motto:
"I bet I can pull a fast one on you"
Toy Poodle motto:
"Not your play thing"
Wire Fox Terrier motto:
"Wired to the max"
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel motto:
"I didn't come up with this name so don't say I'm compensating. And don't say I'm
small. I've got great pedigree. I'm not defensive, either. What do you mean I'm 'last
on the list.' That just can't be! And 'longest motto'. Geez, here we go
again, saying I'm compensating. May I remind you of who you're talking to... (and on
and on)"
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