When it is time to rest after a hard day's labor it might take a little coffee or
probably a few rounds of alcoholic drink or any other booze you could get your hands on.
Okay, yeah I'm to be blamed for that one also, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade
over my head after a few rounds of vodka... half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize
to everyone reading this after getting dreadful dreams about me in that state of drunken
state of unconsciousness.
I beg you, just don't ask how it happened, please.
Nevertheless the most interesting part of the matter is that I ask myself: how do people
go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping pressure? Get me clearer,
the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is
there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can
while on the move? This really makes me think intensely that at least there really must be
something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.
Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good
money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard.
Despite of what's been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it's better
to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded
vision.
One of my most wanted celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one
guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without
even trying. You can have a discussion just about anything with a man, and he will
instantly poke fun at the area under discussion and you'll end up laughing rather than
being displeased about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It sounds good
to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn't have to
take an arm and a leg to get it.
2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the
government." 'Luff thought.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an
insurance salesman?" This quotation happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the
issue about life's little problems isn't all that bad, until the death shows up.
Definitely, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that
probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our
heart desires, unless you're talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood
throughout your body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some
pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep on questioning!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she
said 'no'." It sounds, 'realistic', I believe.
Furthermore in everyday life, Woody Allen in actual fact can make the best out of all
possible circumstances, and it doesn't attract a court case if he strikes a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and
sink my boats." I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just watching it while
sopping wet in hot water makes me seasick already.
7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." If
it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." It could
get worse when you're guzzling on beer... or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." At least he
doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that.
Notwithstanding what may occur to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years,
I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I
can't seem to see life without any piece of insight that could guide us. Whether we're
pious or not, it takes more daring to accept your worries and learn how to deal with them
is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.
And to sum things up, here is the last bit of wisdom to respect... however, whenever, and
wherever we may be.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of
what you don't have."
See you later!