Life With Woody: 10 Inspiring Quotes That Can Improve You

Life With Woody: 10 Inspiring Quotes That Can Improve You

by Abraham A. Saleh

          

When it is time to rest after a hard day's labor it might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of alcoholic drink or any other booze you could get your hands on. Okay, yeah I'm to be blamed for that one also, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka... half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting dreadful dreams about me in that state of drunken state of unconsciousness.

I beg you, just don't ask how it happened, please.

Nevertheless the most interesting part of the matter is that I ask myself: how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping pressure? Get me clearer, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? This really makes me think intensely that at least there really must be something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.

Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what's been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision.

One of my most wanted celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can have a discussion just about anything with a man, and he will instantly poke fun at the area under discussion and you'll end up laughing rather than being displeased about it.

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Luff thought.

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This quotation happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems isn't all that bad, until the death shows up.

Definitely, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you're talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body.

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep on questioning!

5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'realistic', I believe.

Furthermore in everyday life, Woody Allen in actual fact can make the best out of all possible circumstances, and it doesn't attract a court case if he strikes a nerve.

6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just watching it while sopping wet in hot water makes me seasick already.

7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." If it rains, it pours.

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer... or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!

9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that.

Notwithstanding what may occur to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't seem to see life without any piece of insight that could guide us. Whether we're pious or not, it takes more daring to accept your worries and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.

And to sum things up, here is the last bit of wisdom to respect... however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

See you later!


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