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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Q. What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn't find their eraser.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.