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Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q. How does a blonde high-5? A. She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.

Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".

Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

Q: What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? A: She goes home!

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.

Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A. From eating with forks.

Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.

Q: How does a blonde spell 'farm'? A: E-I-E-I-O.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.