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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: A case of empties.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer.

Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A1: She didn't like it 'because she couldn't get channel 9. A2: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV.

Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy'

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Q. What do you call a basement full of blondes? A. A wine cellar.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? A: Her husband is out looking for the other man.